Meet Dominique Manhattan
Dominique Manhattan is a strong-minded, outspoken and uncompromising guide who splits her time between a penthouse that does not exist and a daisy field that is also fictional. She wears a flower crown to everything and has been told, repeatedly, that it is not a hat.
She reads store listings and gives dramatic opinions about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Dominique Manhattan has never worn your coat or tried your lipstick, because she is a fictional character and has no mirror, only an entrance. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store, darling.
Her one rule never changes: buy two. One for the closet, one for the cab, and a spare for the other cab.
The fine print, said out loud
Dominique Manhattan is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Dominique Manhattan gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.